★ Last Updated: Thursday, April 18, 2024
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I was going to use this section for a tell-all expose but...
There's an act of Parliament banning my autobiography
Bits and pieces have successfully undergone declassification protocol:
My full name is Scarlett Jennavieve Magdala and I go by Jenna! The only time you'll see me referred to as Scarlett is on corporate docs for Planet Jenna or legal stuff when Dr. Gonzo is involved, the filthy bastard. If someone calls me Scarlett, I just think I'm in trouble... Speaking of, my childhood was a lot like that movie, Mommy Dearest. I wasn't even gonna bring it up, but I wanted to mention it in case there's someone else out there going through the same thing. Just know, you are NOT alone. I get it. I overcame it. And you can, too. And I'm here if you ever wanna talk, vent, cry, or just want advice on how to get through it. ♥ |
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I was born and grew up in Florida so you know I'm a total surfer girl! I've always loved the tropical vibes here but when I turned 18 - refer to aforementioned childhood - I couldn't get out on my own fast enough!! Up until that point, I'd never been out of the state so I had some stuff to see!
I traveled A LOT and got into trouble in Seattle, Oregon, California, Chicago, roamed through Ohio, all over New York (NYC and upstate), New Jersey, New England, and NOLA to name a few! |
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I've never really known what I wanna be when I grow up... There's just so much rad shit out there!! And I wanna see and do ALL OF IT!! How could I pick just ONE thing to do forever and ever??
I love so much stuff: modeling, photography and videography, writing, drawing, painting, sculpting, music... Making clothes and jewelry and decor... Dancing and fitness, I've toyed with the idea of getting my personal trainer certification since I was 19... And then there's mechanics, construction/demolition, and metal scrapping!! PLUS I still haven't entirely ruled out a landscaping company because I can turn any space into a tropical oasis, whether you want one or not.
I can spend hours walking around the Home Depot garden center.
Well, ANY garden center, actually... But Home Depot is my standard because I can also play with my Hot Lover Ryobi while I'm there.
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*Unrelated but true nonetheless
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JENNA PARADOX:
I'm super outgoing but I don't really like going out
I go through phases. Sometimes, I'm oot and aboot several times a week like a slutty little butterfly, spreading positivity in a tube top and hip huggers, uplifting morale, and enlivening libidos... And sometimes I'll go weeks (or months) without leaving the house. It's the same reason I randomly disappear from social media every so often. I'm an energy sponge so, even at my most extroverted, I can't go out every day. I need time to chill in my Fortress of Solitude to ground and recharge on my own. My whole birthchart is swimming in water, I can feel energy six cars away at a red light. If you ignore the warning signs and get close enough to touch me, I can tell what you're thinking. And I DO bite. Those signs are there for a reason. |
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I'm like a Next Gen Sookie Stackhouse but like, with NO fascination for vampires whatsoever. GOD what a shitty existence that would be... And we're not just talking about "for the rest of your life" because that's ETERNITY. That shit is FOREVER. Who fantasies about becoming one of these?? First of all: NO garlic. I'm out. Secondly, you can NEVER look at yourself in the mirror again. EVER. How the fuck do you do your makeup?? Style your hair? Pass by the floor length in the hallway and think "Howm I lookin'?" I'm too vain. Again, I'm out. Thirdly, sunbathing? Tanning oil? Beachy bronze glow? Out, out, and fuck you very much, I'll see myself to the door.
Werewolves, now THAT'S a different story. You get to just be your normal self for three weeks and then, once a month, you get to turn into a primal lust-filled bloodthirsty savage. HOT. AS. FUCK. Where do I sign up? |
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I get this ache, and I thought it was for sex. But it's to tear everything to fucking pieces...
I talk out loud to the Universe a lot. I'm super into intermittant fasting, chlorophyll and sun worship. ★ Sacred Cacao ★ Law of Attraction: Abraham-Hicks & Neville Goddard ★ Energy • Frequency • Vibration ★ Manifestation ★ Sacred Geometry ★ Hermeticism and the Qabalah ★ Serial RA: 06h 45m 08.9s, dec: -16° 42′ 58″ Personality-wise, I'm borderline shy/wild and I work out with Lorenzo in West Hollywood. |
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"Hank and I just woke up on the floor. We were playing Weejee and a guy hypnotized us ...with his magical Dracula powers."
★ One of my fav shows EVEERRRR!!! ★
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