 Protocol sensors detect that you're visiting from: PLANET EARTH
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Planet Jenna’s nearest headquarters are located in:
FLORIDA!
I wanted to choose a location similar to Planet Jenna’s lush tropical
climate. And, as I understand it, your solar system is laid out as thusly:
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Send crazy shit to:
PLANET JENNA LLC
3903 Northdale Blvd
Suite 100E
Tampa, FL 33624
US
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Jenna, I can’t read or write...
Lover, I get it.
That’s why planetjenna.com has a low-level psychic field that translates all of the strange symbols
on these pages into concepts that your brain can understand.
Here are some mail-ready Planet Jenna address labels that you can print out and affix to your
envelope so you don’t have to write a thing!
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Wanna say hey, interview me for your magazine, or find out what happened to Admiral Bird? Baby, I got you...
★ I wanna get to know you, Jenna!
★ I wanna model for Planet Jenna/Cult Star!
★ I wanna do a Gallery Exchange for my website!
★ I'm interested in investment opportunities!
★ I drew a picture of you/wrote titillating fan fiction!
★ I saw someone using your pix/selling bootleg merch!
★ I wanna work with you!
Hire me for photos, film, mercenary work... Bookings
★ I wanna interview you/feature you on my website!
★ I have a question related to Cult Star!
★ I found a broken link/page or need help with the site!
★ I'm planning a hostile takeover of Agartha!
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